Just a few one-liners...

Admit it... At some point, you have tried to see if you had super powers!! 

Texting + F.b = Textbook. So I'm studying?

"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp

"OH, I GET IT!" ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it"

That awkward moment when you've already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

Heres to the Nights That Turned Into Mornings and the Friends That Turned Into Family

Its funny...... how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a punishment... :)

'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.

'what does idk mean?' 'I dont know.' 'OMG NOBODY KNOWS!!'

5 years later, I regret my choice of my m.s.n. account email...

a b c d e f g h i j k "ello menno" p q r s t u v w x y z

Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.

Agreeing with whatever someone says so they will shut up quicker

Any age - if a balloon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit

Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

Asian Grading System: A-verage. B-elow average. C-rap. D-eath. F-ucked.

Asking people if they're retarded while arguing with them.

Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie

 

Asking your parents after you've already made plans

At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.

Awkward Conversations With The Person You Like, About The Person THEY Like

Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights

  

Being nice to the weird kid then, BOOM stalked for life.

 

Buying a horse so your neighbours think you have a Sarah Jessica Parker

 

Calling When You Get To Someone's House Instead Of Ringing The Doorbell

 

Can I see your phone?"one second"*delete,delete,delete*okay here you go.

 

Carefully hanging up my clothes on my floordrobe

 



Chains & whips excite rihanna but a punch 2 the face n she runs 2 the cops

checking the back seat for murderers and ghosts before driving off.

 

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting you're going to die.

 

deliberately driving slower when being tailgated

 

Don't fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friend that hugs you.